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What is an Orvp?This has been a question of many. So to explain exactly what an Orvp is, I shall give you the explanation I gave one J. Smith: Yes Orvp, for Orvp is true name of Brian R. Evans. Actually, the true true name is Orville. To be more precise, his true true true name is "Orville, protector of the Popcorn." For simplicity reasons, the name Orvp has been adopted to be the correct name of the one who uses the account of Brian R. Evans. Orvp also goes by the name of Brian R. Evans because this is the name that most legal organizations recognize this being as (for instance, a University, where Orvp will not be able to receive any diploma, yet Brian R. Evans will be). What is an Orvp? An Orvp is, in simple terms, the being formed when the night is long and the sleep is little. The Orvp begins to have energy where there once was none, and the others do not understand why. An Orvp may happen at any point in a day, among any number of people. An incoming Orvp may begin to philosophize any number of things, the least, or the most, or the whatever of them being Popcorn. Popcorn? Yes Popcorn. For Popcorn is, and always will be, the actual meaning of existence for many people, and can explain the existence of many more. For some, the definition should be reduced to "pop corn," as in "one who drinks Mountain Dew while fiddling with the corn on someone's next to smallest toe." More accurately, popcorn is the nice substance that can be found at Wal*Mart in paper bags wrapped in plastic. Popcorn, as everyone knows, grows on shelves, and is best in company with a microwave. Shelves? No, not shelves, POPCORN, now get it right! Popcorn is a wonderful thing, one that needs to be shared. When it is not shared, an Orvp may appear and philosophize the meaning of popcorn that has been disregarded and thrown into the flame at a fagot service, keeping the popcorn from being used for the most appropriate use, eating. Fagot? fag·ot n. A bundle of twigs, sticks, or branches bound together. ... thrown into a fire to say something. The popcorn should NOT have been thrown into the fire, as that is a bad thing, and does not allow the popcorn to be used properly. Therefor, the Orvp that was available stated why it was wrong. After this, the Orvp (who was not known as this at the time) was referenced to as Orville, as this was the first time for a proper name to have been given to the being who showed up at the fagot service.Orvp |
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